I want to share these cheesy pick up lines I got from the net with you guys. However, I don’t recommend that you use them because the girls might think you’re weird.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.

If you were a car, I’d wax and ride you all over town.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

MORE CHEESY PICK UP LINES FOR GUYS

I’m gay, think you can convert me?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

What’s that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

“Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this

room?”

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

PICK UP LINES FOR GUYS

That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?”

“Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.”

“You’re the hottest thing since sunburns.”

“Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you’re hot.”

“I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?”

If you have other cheesy pick up lines, feel free to comment

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